Raccoon Raider Fleece Shorts

Stay cool and comfortable in these men’s fleece shorts, perfect for both relaxing at home or sneaking out on your next "scavenger hunt" (we won't tell). Crafted from a soft blend of 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester (with a touch of added comfort in the Grey Heather version), these shorts offer an ultra-soft feel that’s perfect for lounging or running wild in the city—just like your favorite nocturnal bandit. Featuring a relaxed fit, an elastic waistband with a shoestring drawcord for a secure fit, and jersey-lined hand pockets to stash your snack stash (or treasure from the trash), you’ll be ready to conquer any neighborhood dumpster dive. The back pocket, sewn eyelets, and subtle fly detail add just the right amount of “hidden in the shadows” chic, while the tapered knee openings give you that sleek raccoon-stealth vibe.

• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester – so soft, you’ll feel like you’re wrapped in a raccoon’s secret stash of cozy
• 52% ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester in Grey Heather (because even raccoons know when to keep it neutral)
• 100% cotton face yarn for that premium feel – just like a raccoon's fur but way easier to maintain
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (280 g/m²) – the perfect balance of comfort and durability (you can run, scurry, or lounge without worrying)
• Relaxed fit for the ultimate "I’m just here for the snacks" look
• Sewn eyelets and fly detail for those attention-grabbing moments (or when you’ve just found the best trash can)
• Elastic waistband with shoestring drawcord, because even raccoons need a waistband that won’t slip off while on a mission
• Back pocket for all your secrets (or a stash of your favorite guilty-pleasure snacks)
• Jersey-lined hand pockets, perfect for hiding anything you “borrowed” from the neighbor’s garden
• Tapered knee openings—because, let’s face it, you’ve got to move like a pro when you're evading capture after a successful snack raid!

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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